My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
