at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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