2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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