So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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