He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
