1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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