I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Randomize
