You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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