is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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