Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
He has the fingertips of a God
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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