dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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