I hope mine doesn't look like that
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize