Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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