im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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