she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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