C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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