whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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