I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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