What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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