hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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