ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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