Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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