problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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