Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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