she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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