either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize