Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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