I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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