I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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