Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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