i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Couch. On fire.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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