I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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