You don't have asthma, your pregnant
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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