haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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