Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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