He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i think my tv is drunk
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
a search helicopter?!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
