I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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