i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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