I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She even gives head with a lisp.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
