Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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