Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Randomize
