Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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