The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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