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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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