I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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