Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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