"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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