I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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