i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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