You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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