in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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