I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
